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[18wheeler9]

"No soldier ever died from being dead himself! No! He killed that enemy by staying alive long enough to kill him! What did he do then? He reached into his living guts and wore them around his neck!"
- Mute, Commander in Chief

The Cult of Zero Skillz is looking for a few good men!

Fight alongside crack soldiers such as:

Carpenter!

Squishy!

Heretic!

And Maarg!

"When I go into battle... I know Mute's lookin' down on me."
-Maarg


Uncle Mute wants YOU!

The CZS is taking over the world!

"We have the weapons! We need soldiers! Soldiers like YOU!"
-Maarg

We'll send you to fight terrorists in Middle Earth, before sending you to fight the threat at home.."
-Mute

"Maarg, can I join the CWS?"
"F no. Sorry Timmy, children and a**holes need not apply"


"You know what I like best about this cult? All the unprotected
sects."
-Carpenter

Join now!

The CZS is sponsored by the childrens' TV show, Zorg and Pals!

Who's that guy destroyin' the world? It's Zorg! "That's me!" Zorg and Pals!

"Honey, did you forget our anniversary again?"
"Sorry, but I was too busy DESTROYING TEH WURLD!!!" [Fake laughter]
"Oh, well okay then!" [More cheesy laughter]

The blood of the innocent will flow without end, it's Zorg "That's me!", Zorg and pals!

[Qwerty333]

ROFL... what is this, exactly? XD

[18wheeler9]

I've taken various quotes from videos and/or webcomics and compiled them, to good effect. You know, mock the Army, just have some fun. I don't know, I was BORED!

Compiled from mostly:
-We Have Zero Skills recruitment
-Penny Arcade
-A few ideas from me
-Zorg and pals: Taken from Yugioh the Abridged Series. (Watch, quite funny. It's on youtube.)

It worked out well, I think.

Man, but there were so many parts that would get a laugh... but also get me banned. It's kinda censored as it is.